- me: *sick*
- me: *goes on the computer*
- parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE
'Carbs will make me…'
'EGGS AREN'T GOOD FOR…'
'Why are you eating that? I thought you were on a di-..'
'I heard if you eat late at night you get fat'
'Women who lift will get bulky like men'
When people tell me I shouldn’t eat lots of eggs… I lose my SHIT.
Th egg thing is my biggest pet peeve.
enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit
here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker
- fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
- dude have you seen the fucking maldives
- did i mention orgasms
- ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
- so many concerts to go to
- fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
- the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying
whenever im sad i look at this post
this post is now permanently on my desktop